follow captainslim at http://twitter.com Amazon.com Widgets Tumblr (3.0; @captainslim)http://captainslim.tumblr.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/prImNsIDR8riixy82hS7aU8Q_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Chilean Volcanic Thunderstormhttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/34169419http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/34169419Thu, 08 May 2008 19:22:46 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnKCzIn-wYA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnKCzIn-wYA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>F-16 model with fake afterburnerhttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/33353584http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/33353584Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:55:03 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/prImNsIDR75p62fhIbQtLNTs_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/30173687http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/30173687Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:20:14 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/prImNsIDR749js7pRp6MFCux_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/30076061http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/30076061Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:15:19 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHVEDq6RVXc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHVEDq6RVXc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Hillary wasn’t lying, and here’s the video to prove it.http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29925643http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29925643Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:47:58 -0400“Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”<br/><br/> - <em>Stephen Colbert, via Twitter</em>http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29622388http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29622388Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:56:15 -0400“You can’t reason a man out of a position he has not reasoned himself into.”<br/><br/> - <em>Oscar Wilde</em>http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29579872http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29579872Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:10:01 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/prImNsIDR6uyg3ix6YEMVnze_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Happy Easter!http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29512300http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29512300Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:54:44 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W1czBcnX1Ww"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W1czBcnX1Ww" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>A creepy dog robot.http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29123215http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/29123215Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:09:56 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="328" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&token=ddb_1204404185"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&token=ddb_1204404185" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="quality" value="high" /></object><br/><br/>Scary crosswind (rejected) landinghttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/27718359http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/27718359Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:29:17 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G5JtxrR6msg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G5JtxrR6msg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>God the Psychohttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/27034708http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/27034708Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:38:13 -0500<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1073658/natures_wonders.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br/><br/>Sarah Silverman is F*cking Matt Damonhttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/26556906http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/26556906Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:27:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/prImNsIDR5ibtg9oX8U4TXp1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Atheist Sees <a href="http://www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html" target="_blank">Image of Big Bang</a> in Piece of Toast.http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/26515416http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/26515416Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:09:00 -0500<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/74068/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/ONLINE_DATING_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Online%20Dating%20Helping%20Pathetic%20Women%20Get%20Their%20Hopes%20Crushed%20More%20Efficiently"></embed><br/><br/>Online Dating Helps Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficientlyhttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/26100791http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/26100791Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:22:00 -0500“The world as we know it works as the world might be expected to work if it did not have a designer. We can finally grow up if we resign ourselves to this increasingly inescapable truth.”<br/><br/> - <em>Christopher Hitchens, during a debate on “intelligent design.”</em>http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24871030http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24871030Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:34:01 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/slHuU3gMVKg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/slHuU3gMVKg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Bill Maher on religion.http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24819405http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24819405Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:30:59 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/prImNsIDR4oefzkdU38KSdwB_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Here’s a scary airport. Click the picture for more information.http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24743298http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24743298Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:29:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yz1-cPx0cIk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yz1-cPx0cIk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Steve Jobs’s Macworld keynote in sixty secondshttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24058697http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/24058697Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:02:30 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/onHkywYc_1M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/onHkywYc_1M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Did Mike Huckabee really just say that?http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/23909536http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/23909536Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:10:45 -0500<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="240" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" align="middle" base="http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/" flashvars="Thumb=http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/thumbs/010708AndyDick_HD_-thumb.jpg&AutoPlay=off&AutoSize=on&ScrubMode=advanced&File=http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/flash/010708AndyDick_HD_.flv&DefaultRatio=0.5625" id="player_v1.1b"><param name="flashvars" value="Thumb=http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/thumbs/010708AndyDick_HD_-thumb.jpg&File=http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/flash/010708AndyDick_HD_.flv&AutoPlay=off&AutoSize=on&DefaultRatio=0.5625" /><param name="movie" value="http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/bitgravity_player.swf" /><param name="loop" value="false" /><param name="base" value="http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="ScrubMode" value="advanced" /><param name="PostRoll" value="http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/bitgravity/players/tomgreen/Bitgravity_postroll.swf" /><param name="AutoSize" value="on" /><param name="AutoPlay" value="off" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#3B8C30" /><embed src="http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/bitgravity_player.swf?Thumb=http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/thumbs/010708AndyDick_HD_-thumb.jpg&File=http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/flash/010708AndyDick_HD_.flv&AutoPlay=off&AutoSize=on&ScrubMode=advanced" allowfullscreen="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" base="http://bitcast-a.bitgravity.com/tomgreen/" width="400" height="240" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" align="middle" quality="high" loop="false" bgcolor="#3B8C30" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain"></embed></object> <br/><br/>Tom Green’s House Tonighthttp://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/23608679http://captainslim.tumblr.com/post/23608679Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:27:00 -0500